doctors office

my momma took me to my doctors appointment today and she finally heard the heart beat, so that was nice. im so happy i dont have to go to the doctors again for another month, which is a nice change from every week or two. do you ever notice when ever your in a really quite place you have to sneeze the biggest sneeze ever or find something so funny that everybody stares at you. well this is what happend... were both siting there and im watching her do her "wordoku" or what ever its sudoku what with words. so im watching and watching and i lean over and say: me: have you put one letter in since we got here? mom: no im stuck! me: ha ha ha you suck mom: bite me jackass! (i think it was something else then jackass but you get it) me: want a cert? mom want a cert? MOM!!! mom: what? me: want a cert? mom: yes (if i say no will you hurt me?) me: (i keep wathing her)... oh you got one, the cert must have helped! mom: yes its a magic cert (now for some reason we thought this was hilarious) me: (looking around, eyes wander back to moms book)... you stuck again? mom: yes... me: you got cert left? mom: i dont... ha ha ha... me: well that was my only magic cert...ha ha ha... good times... good times...